Funny St Patrick's Day

Funny St Patrick's Day: Every occasion, festival and custom in the world carries importance in life of people related to it. With 2017 Saint Patrick coming on 17th of March and not very far. We can expect people to unite together for grand celebrations and even expect them to make their day a funny patricks day 2017. Let's see in how many ways we can make this incredible, funny and create more unforgettable memories.
Funny St Patrick's Day

Things to do to make Happy St Patricks day funny: While we are busy in our daily lives, there is one thing we can do is to share funny jokes, create funny incidents, follow Paddys day 2017 customs and do things like pinching to people who are not wearing green coloured dresses on 2017 Patrick's Day. Some of the popular ways to celebrate Patrick are mentioned below: 

St. Patrick’s Day Jokes

Tom: What do you get when you cross a four-leaf clover with poison ivy?
Pee Wee: I don’t know.
Tom: A rash of good luck on St. Patrick’s Day.

Funny 2017 St Patrick's Day

Carrot: Knock, knock.
Potato: Who’s there?
Carrot: Irish stew.
Potato: Irish stew, who?
Carrot: Irish stew in the name of the law.

How can you tell if a leprechaun is having a good time?
(He is Dublin over with laughter!)

Seth: What do you call a fake Irish stone?
Spencer: What?
Seth: A shamrock!

St Patrick's Day 2017 Funny

Keenan: What do you call leprechauns who collect aluminum cans, used newspapers and plastic bottles?
Liam: What?
Keenan: “Wee-cyclers!”

My wife made me a green hamburger today to celebrate St Patricks Day. I asked her how she colored it and she said she didn't know what I was talkin about.

Patrick's Jokes
Two Irish mothers, Kate and Lorna were talking about their sons.

Kate says, 'My Patrick is such a saint. He works hard, doesn't smoke, and he hasn't so much as looked at a woman in over two years.'

Lorna responds, 'Well, my Francis is a saint himself. Not only hasn't he not looked at a woman in over three years, but he hasn't touched a drop of liquor in all that time.'

'My word,' says Kate, 'You must be so proud.'

'I am,' announces Lorna, 'And when he's paroled next month, I'm going to throw him a big party.'
Creating funny colourful cards and Crafts for Patrick 2017
Funny Patrick's Day 2017

P@ddy and Se@n are planning to go out on St Patricks Day, but only have 50 cents between them. Pa@ddy has an idea, he takes the 50 cents of Sean, goes to a butchers and buys a sausage. 
Se@n is really pissed off at first that P@ddy spent their last money on a sausage, but P@ddy lets him in on his plan. 
"We are going into the next pub, order two pints, drink them and when it comes to paying you go down on your knees, unzip my trousers, pull the sausage out and start sucking on it" 
So, they go into the first pub and do exactly as Paddy suggested. The b@rmaid is disgusted by the sight and kicks the two out. 
P@ddy says: "see it works, we didn't pay did we?" 
As P@ddy's plan seems to be working they carry on doing it... 
In the 12th pub, both are quite drunk by now, Se@n isn't looking to good. They have just finished their pints
Se@n: "I can't do this anymore Paddy my bloody knees are hurting as fuck.!" 
P@ddy: "No worries...I lost that bloody sausage in the third pub!"
Funny 2017 Patrick's Day

St. Patrick's Day Toasts
Leprechauns, castles, good luck and laughter. 
Lullabies, dreams and love ever after. 
A thousand welcomes when anyone comes... 
That's the Irish for You!

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